Thank You Blogadda!
As 2009 comes to an end and the winter of ever sunny Mumbai kicks in, I reflect back into this year on all its events. Although I did not receive any awards in the real sense or on my blog, so I thought 'why not create my own set of awards'. (Its here you say: Aahhh! ) I, Gkam, now present to you:
Gkam's Award Ceremony 2009
Nominations-Shominations! These Winners are above and beyond that....
And the winners are:
*Drumroll please*
Wordsworth Award: Shashi Tharoor, Deputy Minister for External Affairs
Big Boss Award: S. M. Krishna, Minister for External Affairs
Humble (American) Pie Award: Peace Nobel Winner U. S. President Barack Obama
SEXagenarian of the Year Award: Former Andhra Governer N. D. Tiwari
Quickfire Response Award: Liberhan Report on Babri Masjib Demolition. (Yeah, the "leaked" report is 126MB)
Bharatiya Naari Award: Rakhi Sawant
Little Bo- BEEP Award : Kamal Rashid Khan fondly(!) known as KRK
Tom and Jerry Award : IIM and Prometric
Miss Congeniality: Serena Williams
The Dark Horse Award : Vindu Dara Singh on winning Big Boss 3 and coincidentally also wins Mirror Breaking Material Award!
Best Rendezvous point: Copenhagen, Denmark
Most popularly used four letter word: H1N1
Award for the Most Considerate: Kanye West American Rapper
Aquasure Award: Chandrayaan, India's maiden Moon mission
Sweet 17 Award: Sachin Tendulkar (on completing 17000 runs in ODIs in 20 years)
Best Employer of the Year Award: Air India
Atithi Devo Bhavaha Award(Guest is God): Australia
Bankrupt Award: Ramalinga Raju
Two to Tango Award: A. R. Rahman on winning both Oscars and Grammy
United we Stand Award: Now, this award will be (un-)evenly divided amongst Telangana, Harit Pradesh, Gorkhaland.
Alive and Kicking Award: BJP; This award will be received by L. K. Advani
'Baby one more time' Award: UPA; isssssskoooo receive karrrrengiiiii Mrs. Sonia Gandhi
Maid-en over Award: Shiney Ahuja
Husband of the Year: Tiger Woods
Golfer of the Year/ Golden Glove: Elin Nordegren
Last but never the least....
Best Actress of the Year: Rohit Verma in Big Boss 3
Best Actor: Terrorist Ajmal Kasab
Now, now, give the winners a big round of applause!
This is my last post for 2009. I wish all my readers a very very Happy New Year 2010!
May happiness and success be all round the year and May your troubles last as long as your resolutions :P
Signing off.
Optimistically yours,
Gkam :)
arre i was plannin to read liberhan report after finishing current novel!!!! :D
ReplyDeleteemployee of da year ...air india...lolz!!!
happy new year!!!
hi good mrng and wish u a happy new year,
ReplyDeleteexcellent post from u...
@buckingfastard
ReplyDeleteLOL! you'll get the file in the post :D
Happy new year!
@geniusjaggu
ReplyDeleteGood morning
Wish u the same!
:)
:) Wish u a happy new yr babe :)
ReplyDeleteLoved the post :P
hehehehehehehe........... funny ;)
ReplyDeleterofl...i actually laughed out loud on some of them! :D:D:D
ReplyDeletemy favorites:
Humble (American) Pie Award,
Best Rendezvous point,
Most popularly used four letter word,
Atithi Devo Bhavaha Award,
Best Actor
lol...i'm getting tempted 2 copy+paste this n frwd in a mail ;)
wish u a wonderful new year too gkam :D
best actress...rohit verma...LOL awesome! loved this fully...like BE i wanto to forward this to my friends...pls may i????
ReplyDeletehappy new year in advance
aaaaweeeeeeeeeeesome post man!!!!
ReplyDeletehappy new year!!!
very very funny gkam.... absolutely loved it!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to you, and may 2010 bring a whole new round of entertainment! :)
@shanu
ReplyDeleteThanks sweetie! :)
Wish u the same. Nice display pic !
@ode
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@blunt edges
ReplyDeletethanks :)
sure no problem as long as you give me the credit :D
Have a fantabulous new year!
@gayathri
ReplyDeleteThanks I'm glad u loved it :)
Sure go ahead, but please give this writer the credit :D
Cheers to a happy new year!
@iceprincess
ReplyDeleteThanks so much!
Have an awesome new year! :)
@Dee
ReplyDeleteIt pleases me that u liked it so much!
Gracias! ;)
Yea, I wish for that too :)
Cheers to a Happy n Rockin' New Year! \m/
Wow :D
ReplyDeleteRohit Verma was placed considerably :D
Loved the awards,
And happy new year!
Gauri, you have evolved to be a phenomenal blogger, amazingly creative and you truly deserve this prestige from big adda.
ReplyDeletecongrats dear and a very happy new year.!
@pawan
ReplyDeleteThanks Pawan! and welcome to my blog.
Will stopover to urs soon
New Year Wishes to u too :)
@Vintage
ReplyDeleteThanks alot dude!
I feel even more elated when my closest friends comment! :)
Cheers m8
You too have a rocking new year! \m/
Heh heh heh.... bloody brilliant :-)
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the recipients will be head over heels on recieving their respective awards..
Too good! and wish u a Happy new yr.
Kamal Khan... He is the future...his movie desh drohi, has a cult following...It should... He is the next SRK of UP/bihar... Kabhi UP bihar jaa kar dekho...
ReplyDeleteToo bad that he was chucked out of big boss 3.
ND Tiwari ... Every one wants to know his secret of keeping his jack up at at the age of 86, If he was not using Viagra, then what was he upto?
If it was natural reason then he is wanted by AIIMS for medical study.
If it was indeed viagra like most of us suspect then I am pretty sure that the Viagra wants him in his ad commercials. His orgys in Raj Bhavan...Caligula ain't got nothing...
You might want to open up name and url link in your comments section so that I/we can link back to my/our blog/s
www.Tejaswy.com
LOLZ... thats an awesome compilation of awards... love the tom and jerry award for IIM and Prometric....
ReplyDeletegkam... u got a fam here :)
That was so hilarious ! Very well done..
ReplyDelete@emmieJdriskell
ReplyDeleteThanks!
@parry
Thanks mate! :)
@Teja
ReplyDeleteLOL!
I see ur an outright supporter of Kamaal khan?
thanks 4 ur comment.
keep visiting
@tavish
thank u! :)
@madhu
ReplyDeletethanx madhu
LOL! best actress award is too good:)
ReplyDeleteOne award name I might change to simply, "Kicking." ;)
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